FROZEN IN CARBONITE FREE

I think they looked at me like I knew what I did but then again, I don't know what to think I'm in a block of carbonite dammit. Maybe I'm coming up with excuses I certainly should know what I did but I don't. It's just like a vacation in one of the moons of Endor or the sunny dunes of Tatooine, peaceful, serene and soothing.īut then again, if they knew I was in here, why didn't they release me? Surely they'd want one of their workers back on the job and it's been a pretty long time since anybody has checked up on me I mean I must be a pretty important person to them right, everybody is.

In that case I would be glad to stay in carbonite as long as I can, it means that I don't have to do any work and if I don't have to move a muscle than that means I have more time to myself to relax. They say that carbonite relaxes and energizes you, that it makes you a brand new man I of course must have taken that saying to heart and frozen myself in order to rejuvenate those core essentials that I need.

I of course work long hours and there is a point in time where I need to take a break and rest. I'll worship you Vader, I'll worship you until you die. Have I been not exercising that much? Have I really lost my touch? If so than maybe I should just retire and go to a moon there are people who say that moons are gay, retarded places but it'd be better than being frozen in carbonite where there is obviously nothing to do! I mean I would never slip and fall into what is obviously a carbonite freezing machine. Of course, this also doesn't explain why I'm so clumsy.

FROZEN IN CARBONITE FREE

Maybe the stormtroopers are taking their sweet time with this I mean think about it, carbonite lasts forever and it's not like there's a rush to free me or anything. That explains everything, it explains why I'm frozen in carbonite, it doesn't explain why I haven't been released yet. There's no way I could have gone against the empire I must have slipped somewhere near the machine and fallen into it and the machine did its thing. For the ground that I stand on, for the food that he provides me and for keeping the evil things out of the empire. It wouldn't of hurt to ask, I mean there might have been a chance for him to say no but he didn't have that chance because I am frozen in carbonite I should have taken that chance, then I would be out there praising him as much as possible. Maybe I should have asked for Darth Vader to help me control this side, I mean he's the master at everything right? I saw him use the force and I have never seen anybody use the force as much as him. If that's the case then I must be weak when it comes to controlling that side again, Darth Vader is my lord and savior and I would never go against the empire. Of course there's a side of me that hates the empire and wants to see it destroyed and dismantled maybe that side of me came out when I was out shopping or something, maybe that side shot one of the Stormtroopers on patrol and I got put in carbonite because of it.

Darth Vader is my lord and savior and I would never go against the rule of the empire. Don't mind me, I'm just frozen in carbonite.

Frozen in carbonite